woe, what are you doing here?

oh sorry, the hot water isn't working at my place. I didn't think you'd mind. 

I don't mind... It's just that you never called or anything after last thursday... I sort of thought we were over.

well, as I said, Im just here because my hot water isn't working.

oh...  is this because I tried to unzip you? I thought you were ready. I thought we were there.

Im sensitive about it, I can't explain, you wouldn't understand. 

I do understand!

no you don't have any zippers!

I have a sweater with a zipper!

UGHH LET ME TAKE MY SHOWER!

NO I WANT TO TALK ABOUT US! 

im taking a cold shower at my place.

can i come?

NO!