When I was dancing on the cruise ship, I came across many interesting serbians. The very first one I met was Vuk (Wolf).
Wolf boy was disgustingly vulgar, with his most frequent lines being "this is fucking shit" and "this smells like fucking shit". Our romance didn't last long.
This was a gift he gave me after I told him I liked beluga whales.
I was trying to finish that awful sea salad when you sat next to me.
ReplyDeleteFirst rendezvous made me blush.
What came after is not even worth mentioning.